I usually never do these... but what the hell.
(OH GOD I NEARLY SAID "what the hay", please, i like mlp, but I don't want to start talking like that O_O)
Anyways, I thought this could be amusing.
You will need this to do it ([link]). If you want to, that is.
1. this pokemon is your best friend
2. this pokemon is your boss you need to impress for a promotion
So my boss is an alien? Cool.
3. This pokemon is your partner for your science project
4. This pokemon is looking for every possible way to murder you
Huh...? Well, that is unlikely to kill me.
5. This pokemon is your mother-in-law
Such a badass lol
6. This pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend
7. This pokemon is your ex
8. This pokemon stalks you every walking moment
"... why do I keep smell something burning?"
9. This pokemon likes to snuggle with you
I'm starting to feel I'm getting all the Pokémon I don't care about.
10. This pokemon ate all your cheesecake
I didn't have any cheesecake, though...
11. This pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Oh my God... O_o I think that would eat me.
12. This pokemon banged your mom
I'm going to be making bacon soon.
13. This pokemon will do anything to get into your pants
I'm.. not sure what to say about that... How... on second thought, I don't want to know.
14. This pokemon died by your own hands
I guess he was trying to mug me.
15. This pokemon is your loyal companion for life
(Because some idiot has been trollin' the icon in question shows the wrong Pokémon. I got Piloswine.)
Great for these winters.
16. This pokemon reads you bed time stories
BEST! NANNY! EVER!
17. This pokemon is your loving pet
Aw, it's squishy and soft and warm and fuzzy. ^^
18. This pokemon is your creepy dentist
19. This pokemon is what you dream about every day
Actually, I forgot that one existed.
20. This pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
... The hell is a deer doing in the basement?
I tag no man.